Sweet-Ass Ruth is huge, guys. I’m talking height-wise… You’d have to ask Moose whether he was huge in thatotherway.

Ohhhhhhhh, no I di’ent! Yeah. Yeah, I did.

“Hold on, let me get a mirror so I can see your face…”

Moose wants to get a Sphinx, but they creep me the shit out, so she’s gonna dress it up in clothes. Just so its something more familiar. But that’s creepy too, right?! D:

Try it. It’s getting into the Buddha position at the top of a tree that’s the hard part. The floating away is piss…